What was that mysterious fluid running down the singer's legs during her special performance?
Christina Aguilera was among the performers at Saturday's funeral for R&B legend Etta James, who passed away from leukemia on January 20. Aguilera sang a rendition of James' most famous song, "At Last," on the altar of a Los Angeles church; her performance came off without a hitch, vocally. However, her wardrobe — or rather, her makeup, possibly — appeared to be less cooperative.
Lohan claims she doesn’t owe former Betty Ford staffer anything.
Another Lindsay Lohan lawsuit? Well, it’s taken Linds six months to respond to a Betty Ford worker who claims the actress (term used loosely) pushed her, injured her wrist and landed her in the hospital, but she is deflecting. Again.
TMZ is reporting that attorneys for Lohan filed their response a few weeks ago, and not only is Lindsay denying that she is at fault, but LiLo also wants the court to force Dawn Bradley to pay her court costs, plus any other relief the judge may deem appropriate. Take that, money-hungry civilian; you messed with the wrong famewhore.
Officials want Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry to take parenting classes together, counselling recommended for three-year-old Nahla.
Can’t Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry just get along, for the sake of their three-year-old daughter? That resounding “NO!” you just heard is from them, their neighbours, Nahla’s nanny, the teachers at Nahla’s school, and the mailman. But even that’s not enough to make the social workers who drew the short straws to handle their case stop from trying to make Nahla’s parents come together for the greater good.
According to Radar Online, the Los Angeles Department of Children & Family Services is recommending that Halle and Gabriel take parenting classes. OK, sounds good, right? Well, hold up; Department of Children & Family Services — you want them to take the classes together? Gulp. Er, that could be a problem, considering they’ve both made it their sole purpose in life to make the other look like a crap parent.
U of B: A university in New Jersey will soon let students study Beyoncé.
Do you ever feel like even with all of the albums, the photo shoots, the sound bites and the 24/7 gossip cycle, you still don’t know enough about Beyoncé? Well fear not, because soon the preternaturally obsessed will be able to study the great and powerful Bey as part of a university diploma.
But friends of Moore say her recent problems have been a long time coming, and aren’t just about her failed marriage.
Any way you look at it, there’s nothing nice about this story. Sure, Demi Moore is out of the hospital and hopefully getting the help she needs, but the 911 call itself was frustrating, awful, and intrusive.
It’s easy to assume that her meltdown was thanks to soon-to-be-ex Ashton Kutcher and his hot-tubbing action with a perky 24-year-old blond on his sixth anniversary to Demi. Let’s be serious, his very publicized philandering ways would drive any wife to lose it.
But it wasn’t her very public divorce that led to Demi’s recent hospitalization; in fact, friends of the actress are saying it’s not all about him, no matter how bad he wants otherwise.
The music mogul is charging more than the average annual salary to attend his post-Grammys bash.
Hey, party people. You think you’re cool enough to get down with Diddy? That’s right. The man who turned narcissism into a spectator sport is deigning to invite you to his post-Grammys bash. You, too, could be spraying thousand-dollar bottles of champagne at girls with low self-esteem all night!
Provided, of course, you’re willing to shell out $50,000 for the privilege.
Todd Waterman says she's ruined her daughters with her materialism and superficiality.
Is it just me, or is Kris Jenner slowly morphing into Michael Jackson? This photo is slightly terrifying. Anyway, I know all y’all hate the Kardashians and you keep begging us to stop writing about them in the hopes that maybe, just maybe, they’ll explode into a billion pieces of well-endowed confetti if everyone starts ignoring them. But unfortunately, people are still reading about them. And so we keep writing about them.
But for us gossip shills, the Kardashians are fun to write about, if only because they force us to find inventive new ways to describe the process of whoring oneself out for fame, attention, and money. Plus, they’re probably the only celebrities on here for whom I don’t feel even a twinge of conscience about mocking.
With that in mind, let’s grab some popcorn, sit back, and revel in the supreme bitchiness of the latest person to talk smack about Pimperalissimo Kris Jenner.
Your daily link roundup:
Gerard Butler has no idea who Brandi Glanville is (I Need My Fix)
Snoop Dogg has some advice for Kris Humphries (Dlisted)
Bradley Cooper continues to lose gossip cred (Lainey Gossip)
Gaga’s boyfriend just wants her to be normal (I’m Not Obsessed)
Ryan Gosling heats up Thailand (Celebuzz)
Demi Moore had convulsions, “smoked something.”
The 911 call tape about Demi Moore has come out, and to this day, I’ll never understand how something so private is even allowed to be released.
There were a few people involved in the call, all of whom reported to the dispatcher that Demi was having convulsions after smoking something that was “similar to incense.” So not laughing gas then.
In Touch Weekly claims the singer is worried her baby weight will turn off her skin-and-bones-loving husband.
Oh, I so hope this story isn’t true. Although it’s from In Touch Weekly so there’s a 99% probability that it isn’t. The problem is, it’s rooted in enough truthful context that there’s a glimmer, a spark, a jutting collarbone of a chance that this may be going on, in some form, in LeAnn Rimes’ brain. I mean, besides the regular things that go on in LeAnn’s brain, like: Tweet, tweet, tweet, need more attention, tweet, Brandi Glanville’s a low-down skanky ho, tweet, why’s Eddie staring at that skinny blonde chick?, tweet, mmm… ice cubes for lunch!
But according to the magazine, LeAnn is afraid to get pregnant with Eddie’s baby because she’s afraid he’ll leave her for getting “fat.” Angry moms, the next part of this story is for you.
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