The Enquirer says Vanessa is complaining the actress “drove a wedge” between her and Johnny Depp.
Angelina Jolie stories scare me, if only for the crazed frenzy they seem to inspire. I tend to shy away from both Angie and Jennifer Aniston stories for that reason and leave them in the very capable hands of my colleague, Courtney Shea, who has a special gift for them.
Plus, with rare exception, they’re blatantly false. I’m talking so-ridiculous-it’s-comedy-hour-false. It’s just that the archetypal narrative stirred up by the Brad-Jen-Angie triangle seems to fill some primeval hole in our collective gossip maw.
Anyway, I got stuck with this bit of fiction today about Vanessa Paradis blaming Angelina’s supernatural powers of seduction on her split with Johnny Depp. Didn’t we read about this story two years ago? I guess there’s a page void to fill at The Enquirer. Sigh. Shall we?
An In Touch report says Talullah and Scout “don’t want anything to do with their mom” until she goes to rehab.
I get that most young people would probably be mortified if their mom crashed their parties, started knocking back shots at the bar, and flirted with all their 20-something friends.
But then again, most young people’s mothers aren’t Demi Moore. If I were Demi’s daughters, I’d probably be more worried about my mom being the hottest woman in the room; but according to beacon of factual evidence, In Touch Weekly, the actress’ two youngest girls are embarrassed by her out-of-control partying and would much rather hang out with dad, Bruce Willis. Poor Demi.
Madge thinks knows she's worth your hard-earned cash.
People save up their pennies for a lot of reasons: a new computer, a college education, a down payment on a house or a car, a concert ticket to see Madonna... or a down payment for that concert ticket. When tickets are going for $300 each, especially in this economy, things could be headed that way.
So, does Madonna herself, a millionaire hundreds of times over, see a problem with that? Nope! She sure doesn't. Madonna — who did not seem to be shilling for L'Oreal at the time — tells fans: "I'm worth it."
Cheating rumours resurface for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
Another day, another scandalous Brangelina story which probably isn’t true, or at least isn’t entirely true. Do I believe that Angelina Jolie may have cheated on Brad Pitt early on in their relationship? Sure. Lots of people do, so I don’t see why hyper-sexual and unconventional Angie wouldn’t. Do I believe that the two most powerful celebs in the world participated in a counselling session where Angelina made some sort of confession? Probably not.
Willow Smith can no longer whip her hair back and forth.
Willow Smith used to look like the mini-me of her mom, Jada, but now that she’s sporting a shaved head, she resembles her dad, Will, a whole lot more.
The 11-year-old debuted her new look on her WhoSay page and posted the pics on Twitter, but didn’t explain why she shaved her head.
Is she nuts? Roseanne Barr is running for President of the United States.
If President Barack Obama or Mitt Romney aren’t doing it for you, how’s this for an interesting option: Roseanne Barr.
The Emmy winner, who has already been campaigning via Twitter and Facebook, filed the official documents to become a Green Party candidate on Thursday. Roseanne also confirmed the news on her Twitter account, posting, “If ppl will merely do as I tell them to do just this one time, I promise everything will get a lot better quickly4 the majority. #nutn2lose.”
Stacy issues ultimatum to George; George laughs and pats her on the head.
I need a time check on Stacy Keibler and George Clooney, please. The two have been dating since August, so that gives her what — about 18 more months to relish this time in the spotlight? The wrestler-turned-Dancing With the Stars alum-turned-arm candy is not wasting her two-year time limit 15 minutes. See, George wants to stay in Italy, but Stacy doesn’t want to play house in the Lake Como villa he lived in with his ex, Elisabetta Canalis. Keibler no longer wants to live in Eli’s shadow and she let Clooney know it, dammit!
According to The Enquirer, Stacy told George it’s Italy or arrivederci. Silly Stacy.
Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s daughter has six nannies and bejewelled bottles.
Ever since baby Blue Ivy entered the picture, we’ve barely heard a peep from Beyoncé and Jay-Z. A couple of weeks ago, Bey was supposed to be at the grand reopening of her hubby’s club in NYC — but he showed up solo to party all night. Maybe the new mom felt it was too soon to be apart from her daughter and didn’t want to leave Blue in the hands of one of her six nannies. Life’s a b****, huh?
Will eight be enough for the Jolie-Pitt pack?
OK, so let me first say that I don’t really believe this story, but just the idea that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are expecting not one, but two more babies is so nuts that it deserves at least a couple minutes worth of gossipy consideration. Because, seriously, what if it is true? And for that matter, what are the odds? I don’t think I’ve ever heard of a family with two sets of twins, but then, we’re talking about Angelina’s miracle womb, so I guess anything is possible.
Kurt & Courtney's daughter cited her mother's drug-taking, hoarding, killing pets, etc., in previously sealed 2009 court statement.
No more fill in the blanks: Frances Bean Cobain's myriad reasons for wanting to get out from under Courtney Love two years ago have leaked — and that leak is one colourful litany of doozies.
Frances, the daughter of Love and the late Kurt Cobain, obtained a restraining order and was emancipated from Love when she was 17, shortly after filing the deposition in December 2009. In it she lists an ongoing series of outrageous behaviour and general irresponsibility on the part of her mother, forming a nightmarish domestic picture. Both mother and daugher (pictured above in 2007) have hinted at the dysfunctional situation since, but this is the first time details of Frances' alleged ordeal have seen the light of day.
The teenager's testimony begins with the rather obvious (her mother was erratic and abused drugs) but quickly gets flat-out loco; even the family pets were not safe from fire hazard Courtney.
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