The magazine claims the actress is disappointed her husband hasn’t made her a star. 

Are your shoes on tight? Because here’s a revelation that will threaten to knock those socks right off your feet and thrust them straight into You-don’t-say!land.

In Touch Weekly, that great journal of international repute, is reporting that Katie Holmes “feels neglected” and betrayed by contract-husband Tom Cruise’s promises to make her into superstar. And for the first time, I actually believe one of their stories.

The singer says her romance with Chace Crawford was a “publicity stunt.” 

Thank you, Carrie Underwood. The country sweetheart has just gone ahead and done our job for us.

You may be asking, how did she do that? Did she put down her acoustic guitar and pick up a poison pen? Did she take up Robert Downey, Jr.’s now-empty post on CDaN?

Well, not exactly. But the world’s most beloved hockey wife has admitted that her 2008 relationship to Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford was a “publicity stunt.” Oooh, girl! (Tell us more!)

Kim Kardashian’s boyfriend is prepared to do her dirty work.

Kanye West may be a foot shorter than Kris Humphries, but the rapper wants Kim Kardashian’s ex to know he’s stronger.

According to The Enquirer, Kanye has had enough of Kim and Kris’ back-and-forth and wants them to settle their divorce ASAP — or else. Heh.

Julia buys her kids’ clothes from thrift shops.

Julia Roberts knows how to stay out of the spotlight, living her quiet life in New Mexico with her husband, Danny Moder, and their three kids. She comes out of her bubble every now and again to promote a project, but other than that, for the most part, she has been able to keep to herself.

The Julia-is-a-b**** rumours start up whenever she makes an appearance, so if this is the worst tidbit about the 44-year-old The Enquirer could dig up, I’ll take it.

Psst, apparent Julia is a cheapskate. Pass it on.

Will Ryan Reynolds' mom ruin their wedding plans?

What started off as a double-rebound relationship between Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds seems to have blossomed into the perfect pairing. They always look so happy and carefree together, they don’t seem to be that caught up in the Hollywood scene, heck, they spent Oscar weekend in Nashville. Bliss, right? Except that now it would appear that the love boat has hit some choppy waters in the form of Reynolds’ mom, Tammy.

(No offence to any Tammies out there, but of course the nosey, overprotective mother character is named Tammy, right?)

Christina Aguilera’s boyfriend wants to marry her, but he has no money for a ring.

Jennifer Lopez needs to teach a master class in Boy-Toy 101 and Christina Aguilera should be the first one to sign up for a lesson. Xtina needs to take a page out of the J.Lo boy-toy handbook and get her boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, a job.

Christina and Matt have been together since 2010, and according to Star magazine (via Cele|bitchy), Rutler wants to legally tie the singer down, but she’s got some concerns. Namely, the no money, no job part.

Jennifer Aniston is making a movie with an ex-fling and Justin is "a green eyed monster."

Do you all know who Jason Sudeikis is? If not, let me enlighten you. He is a) That guy from SNL; b) January Jones' ex and rumoured secret baby daddy; c) Olivia Wilde’s current flame, d) a guy who Jennifer Aniston apparently had a fling with while they made the movie The Bounty Hunter. These are all true. I have written about Sudeikis in the past, mostly because he is totally regular-looking comedian who has managed to bag some of Hollywood’s hottest leading ladies. (Eva Mendes and Ashley Olsen are also rumoured conquests.)

Miley Cyrus dons clingy dress to reveal super-thin figure.

Sooooo, what do y’all think of the new Miley Cyrus? Hot? Not? The singer-actress was in Miami Beach this week recording some new tracks and showed off how she’s disappearing right before our eyes.

TMZ has photos of the spectacular 2.87-acre property. 

OK, who’s ready for a little real estate porn? I’m always in the mood for a little real estate porn as I look around my overpriced city apartment with the cracked bathroom radiator and carpet that smells like the ghost of Lindsay Lohan’s future.

Celebrity real estate is both fun and misery inducing as it allows you to ogle pretty things you will never, ever have access to. But as this particular case involves the mansion Ryan Seacrest just bought off Ellen DeGeneres for nearly $49 million smackers, it hurts a little less, as Ellen is awesome and deserving of such splendor. Ryan is irrelevent in this equation.

Anyway, shall we take a tour?

Kim is the latest victim of the Gwyneth Paltrow mean girl squad

As we have discussed on many occasions, Gwyneth Paltrow is the head cheer leader in that dark and twisted high school known as Hollywood. She may not be a huge tabloid draw like Jen or Angelina, but when it comes to deciding whose cool and who’s got cooties, GOOP is all-powerful.