Sure, Dancing With The Stars is known for saving careers. (Mario Lopez plus dancing the samba equals hosting Extra. Who knew?). But now the dancing reality show is saving lives. After taking a physical to see if she was in good enough shape to compete on the show, Dirty Dancing star Jennifer Grey discovered she had a cancerous tumour.
By Special Guest Blogger Sarah Walker
TMZ reports that Oksana Grigorieva, Mel Gibson’s ex, is asking a judge to make Mel Gibson pay just a teensy bit more in monthly child support. You know, up from $5,000 a month to more than $40,000 a month. Excuse me, let me just take a sip of this water.
SPIT TAKE
$40,00 a month???
Did I get you? Sorry. Let me dry you off.
By Special Guest Blogger Sarah Walker
Lindsay Lohan may or may not have hit a baby in a carriage with her car last evening in L.A. TMZ is taking the story with a grain of salt because no police report was filed and this is all according to a paparazzo on his first day on the job. Not like the fact that it was his first day on the job makes him any more or less trustworthy. We all know that the paparazzi are the most trustworthy people in the world. I mean, can the camera lie??
By Special Guest Blogger Sarah Walker
Dear Keanu,
I am so sorry that I missed your birthday this year. It was totally in my calendar and, I don’t know, it was just one of those busy days that I didn’t check my phone. I mean, can you believe it’s September already? I’m sure you can, since again, it was your birthday yesterday. You probably always know when it’s September.
How early is too early to take cutesy P.D.A. pics with your new girlfriend after cheating on America’s most beloved, non-Julia actress? Is never too early? Probably. But Jesse James and Kat Von D are just putting it right out there at the opening of Kat’s West Hollywood gallery Wonderland. Has she mentioned she is “in love”? She is.
Nick Jonas, 17, was shaking hands and staring dreamily into his fans’ eyes in Toronto on Thursday. With Bieber bringing some competition for our nation’s locker posters, a Jonas has to firm up his ground support. I really hope that man behind him in the “Jonas Brothers” polo is his bodyguard. Otherwise, I think a call to To Catch A Predator is in order.
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Everyone has a special calling in life, and for “interior designer-turned-writer” Robert Randolph, it was sitting in an L.A. bathhouse for the past 15 years watching John Travolta hook up with dudes. In his upcoming book, You’ll Never Spa In This Town Again, he writes that he’s seen John making moves on L.A.’s eligible gay gentlemen as recently as October 2009.
Jennifer Aniston went out for her annual date with a human man on Wednesday night. She was seen at her favourite date spot, the Sunset Tower Hotel, with a “good-looking younger man,” Radar reports. The Cougartown guest spot suddenly makes a lot more sense.
If you follow Paris Hilton with any regularity, then, first, I’m very sorry. And second, you know the trash that comes out of her mouth doesn’t always jive with her well-documented actions. Now it looks like the world according to Paris is crashing down in a big way. That cocainey purse she said was her friend’s? She posted a picture of a very similar Chanel clutch in July on her Twitter feed, Radar reports. As Abraham Lincoln used to say, “Paris Hilton is a filthy liar.”
It’s been ages since we’ve seen Celine Dion. And while I assumed she was just lost in her giant water-park mansion, I was also a little worried about the final trimester of her delicate pregnancy with twins. The last thing I needed was a report in a French tabloid that claimed she had been rushed to the hospital.
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