It is a true testament to the baggage carried by
Britney Spears that she can turn a story about flashing--which should be just overflowing with easy laughs--into something so morbidly tragic.
One of her ex bodyguards, Fernando Flores, who earlier this summer told the tale of Britney taking a belt to her son
Sean Preston, is filing papers in a Los Angeles court Wednesday afternoon detailing the ongoing nudity he had to put up with while on her staff. "You know you liked it," he says she told him. His sexual harassment suit seems to suggest otherwise.
Here are the alleged incidents, as reported by TMZ and Radar:
1. Britney, dressed in a see-through white lace dress, dropped her lighter near Fernando. When she bent over to pick it up… well, it’s not like she showed something we’ve never seen coming out of a limo, but it wasn’t appropriate. "The incident caused [Flores] shock and disgust," the papers claim. Yes! It’s like he’s peering into my soul!
2. Britney called Fernando into her room, where she was as naked as the day she was born, or the day she was filming the “Womanizer” video. After staring dumbly at each other for an awkward pause, the bodyguard asked Britney what she wanted. The answer: two bottles of 7-Up. Naked and demanding sugary junk? Yup, that sounds like Britney.
3. Did Britney never have errands to run that weren’t just covert ways to trick this man into seeing her naked? Twice she sent him on an errand, and when he came back, she was “having vigorous sexual relations.” Yes, vigorous. The extra harassy kind.
4. While staying in a hotel, Britney would send her bodyguard out to scout around for security threats. When he’d come back, oh!, she’d be having loud sex! And, just to rub in a little bit more horror, her kids would be playing in the suite. But I'm just trying to remember this hasn’t been proven in court. It’s all I’ve got left!
Team Britney hasn’t responded to this suit, but when the Department of Children and Family Services investigated child abuse claims they didn’t find any evidence. So maybe it’s possible that Britney was a consummate professional as an employer and is being exploited by a greedy jerk with an ax to grind. It’s possible that she only flashed the world and kept her underwear on with her staff. But she ordered 7-Up! 7-Up! I don’t want to believe it, but you can’t argue that those details check out.
MONEY GRAB based on hear-say. His word against hers. Won't work and the guy has made himself look like a loser. Hope he never gets another job where he's paid to keep his mouth shut.
Posted by: Dalton | 09/09/2010 at 04:37 PM
OK
Posted by: asdfasdf | 09/09/2010 at 03:02 PM
gabbit: It was fun ... banging your wife on the floor of the mens room at the gasworks. fyi, my dick is still on.
If youre just jealous of her and of the fact that she wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire is no reason to insult her. Just type the truth.
PS Britney is hot .
Posted by: Guido | 09/09/2010 at 12:40 PM
not man enough, grow up and be a man. if you want to be a gold digger, you need to turn to a woman.
Felix Munoz
Posted by: Felix | 09/09/2010 at 11:52 AM
Britney is better off without this LOSER around.
Posted by: Marty | 09/09/2010 at 11:27 AM
Oh my! Why not leave poor Britney alone for a change. Here is a man who does not want to work for the rest of his miserable life....hope he looses. Sue
Posted by: Suzanne Robichaud | 09/09/2010 at 11:27 AM
if sex with a drunken skank is your idea of fun, go for it - and i hope your dick falls off!
Posted by: gabbt | 09/09/2010 at 10:47 AM
Next time take pictures and send them on the Internet so you can prove it ;) lol...
Thanks in advance!
Posted by: "B"Good | 09/09/2010 at 09:48 AM
Hey my question to Fernando is...Why you accepting job as bodyguard if you can’t take some extra treatment what most man only dream of !? Like they say you must be a gay or you are mentally disturb. Please Fernando quit your job..... many man waiting for job like this !!! I will even work for free for woman like Britney... Where I can post my application for job like this...?
Posted by: solim | 09/09/2010 at 08:38 AM
Isn't this whole thing just a little sad? Disturbed, manic, infantile?
Posted by: David P | 09/09/2010 at 07:49 AM
omg.. this dude must be gay...and anyways.. what now.. they have nothing on Britney so someone has to come up with something just to cause problems.. what keeping to herself and her family just can't do anyone any good. as i like to say.. suck it up princess!!!!
Posted by: renee | 09/09/2010 at 07:48 AM
i agree with Whitey, assuming one could believe a word of the alleged incidents. If that's what she's truly like, I would pay to be her bodyguard.
Posted by: pr | 09/09/2010 at 07:39 AM
She can sexually harass me any day of the week.
P.S She can sexually harass me as much as she wants per day too.
P.S Bring it on Britney, I'll fetch you some ice for your 7-up's
Posted by: kasey haze | 09/09/2010 at 03:38 AM
sounds like her ex bodyguard was JS
Posted by: Johnboy | 09/08/2010 at 05:33 PM