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By Special Guest Blogger Sarah Walker
Lindsay Lohan may or may not have hit a baby in a carriage with her car last evening in L.A. TMZ is taking the story with a grain of salt because no police report was filed and this is all according to a paparazzo on his first day on the job. Not like the fact that it was his first day on the job makes him any more or less trustworthy. We all know that the paparazzi are the most trustworthy people in the world. I mean, can the camera lie??
Anyway, if this is true then Lohan has out-Lohan-ed herself. Hitting a baby? My God. How much more unsympathetic can you get? Well, maybe the girl who threw the puppies off the bridge wins the Least Amount Of Sympathy Award and the lady who threw the kitten in the dumpster gets Runner Up, but Lohan at least gets Honourable Mention. I’ll fashion her a trophy and send it right off to Hollywood, USA, Care of: Broken Dreams and Dashed Hopes.
Lohan! Stop hitting babies with your car! These are things we can control! Put that on your list of things not to do: drinking, drugs, hanging out with haters who are going to hate, and hitting babies with your car.
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People , reading comprension 101:
Quote "If this is true then ... bla bla bla"
Remember ,t here is more to a story than just the bold words and the capitals.
Posted by: Davey | 09/07/2010 at 02:29 PM
Why would the authors of this site feel the need to write credibly? They are getting paid to write BS.
What more could you ask for, they are laughing at all of us
Posted by: Shado | 09/06/2010 at 10:59 PM
It's unsubstantiated, but I've heard through my imagination that the author of the article has a fetish to sit in an armchair with a glass of cognac and wearing a fez. They are rumored by said imagination who creates mental images with no credibility to enjoy twisting their genetalia with a monkey wrench while plucking body hair with a pair of tweezers. It's purely unsubstantiated rumor but I think they should maybe stop stooping to such lows. Really, should they not focus on learning how to write credibly rather than performing such a desparate cry for attention?
Posted by: dan | 09/06/2010 at 10:39 PM
I feel sorry for her. She won't gain any respect from anyone until she proves she values and respects her own self and life. Seriously girl. THINK. It's not that hard.
Posted by: Melanie | 09/06/2010 at 05:02 PM
lindsay is like a rock and roll band looking for attention and cant keep off from doing stupit thing so someone talks about her but doing so she gets no more nothing in hollywood??? and she became just the person most talk about in the world but not for the good reasons
Posted by: jean lachapelle | 09/06/2010 at 02:31 PM
i'd still do her
Posted by: i like trashy chicks | 09/06/2010 at 12:36 PM
You know...I kind of hope she does something really bad, gets thrown in jail for a long time, and loses her "career". Then, we won't have to see her face or hear her name again. Sad that i'm thinking this...but it seems like a viable solution. Eradicate the plague, right?
Posted by: enoughalready | 09/05/2010 at 02:16 PM
Testing, testing ... let's see how gullible the public is.
If the news doesn't happen, well then, make it up! I don't think anyone was holding their breath waiting to hear this 'story', it was bound to be out there somewhere.
Irresponsible.
Posted by: Kinny | 09/04/2010 at 01:20 AM
Sarah...you begin by saying "Lindsay may or may not have hit a baby in a carriage" and "no police report was filed" and then continue as if the alleged incident is a proven fact! You have spun a nasty story out of nothing and that is very poor blogging.
Posted by: ?! | 09/03/2010 at 02:54 PM