While Katy’s immediate plans are to shack up in New York City with her British fiancé Russell Brand, wear lots of wigs, and continue her stranglehold on the radio, she dreams of ultimately settling down in the English countryside.

"I want to do something quintessentially British like buy a big farmhouse and have our children running around in the fresh air,” she tells the U.K. paper the Sun. “I would want to do it properly though. I would expect Russell to be up milking the cows and collecting eggs from the chickens while I run the farm shop and bake pies. It might sound like I am kidding, but once Russell has made all the movies he wants and after I have made all the music I want, it would be the perfect place to start a family.”

That does sound lovely, as does the possibility that she is still going to be married to Russell Brand by then. Hey, it could happen! Just don’t buy a place too close to Lily Allen. The British singer once ranted that Katy was signed by EMI to be the American Lily Allen. And now Katy’s turning out to be the British Lily Allen too. Oh well. Lily Allen can always be the German Lily Allen or something. There are plenty of counties in Europe to go around.