It’s tough not to envy David
and Victoria Beckham.
It’s not about the money. Sure, money would be nice to have,
but we’re totally cool eating No Name meat ravioli out of a can and buying our
ginch at the Goodwill.
It’s not about their fame. In our lunatic world where
everyone is capable of getting on a reality show and nabbing their sorry
fifteen minutes, privacy is a luxury.
It’s not about their beauty. They’ve only got a few years
left of it, and beauty is only skin deep, after all.
What we envy – what we really, really envy – is their
marriage.
It seems so steamy! So spontaneous! So genuinely passionate!
Even after eleven years and three children, the Beckhams are still hot for each
other.
Need proof? Check out this ad for the pair’s latest
fragrance:
Ladies and gentlemen: you cannot fake that kind of
chemistry.
The message is clear, friends: David and Victoria Beckham
are more attracted to each other than you will ever be to anyone.
Don’t worry! It’ll be okay. Wanna come over and play
videogames? If you bring your can opener, I’ll warm up some ravioli on this here hot
plate.
LMFAO @ sed!!! Well said, sed. I don`t know which was funnier, "madly in love with my left shoe" or "if she smiled I wouldn`t recognize her". Thanks for the laugh.
How truley naive of anyone to believe this... Sure, they might be happy, but if you think well scripted photo ops, and paid advertizing.. are a look into their marriage..look again. If I made money like that... I could convince you I was madly in love with my left shoe. It's all smoke and mirrors in Hollywood. All for attention and money. And seriously.. she doesn't look like much fun at all. If she smiled I wouldn't recognise her.
Considering he's cheated on her multiple times I think he's attracted to alot of women. They are both so insecure at this point that they have publicly discussed their "no touching other people" rule. During her stage show with the spice girls, she was the only band member where no dancer touch her AT ALL during the two hour show.
Their relationship is not one to envy.
Do your research next time!
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love it Sed and Melben. I can do that scene with my husband of 25 years for that money also!!!! Love it!!!!
Posted by: fool | 09/29/2010 at 09:06 PM
LMFAO @ sed!!! Well said, sed. I don`t know which was funnier, "madly in love with my left shoe" or "if she smiled I wouldn`t recognize her". Thanks for the laugh.
Posted by: Daff | 09/10/2010 at 03:01 PM
How truley naive of anyone to believe this... Sure, they might be happy, but if you think well scripted photo ops, and paid advertizing.. are a look into their marriage..look again. If I made money like that... I could convince you I was madly in love with my left shoe. It's all smoke and mirrors in Hollywood. All for attention and money. And seriously.. she doesn't look like much fun at all. If she smiled I wouldn't recognise her.
Posted by: sed | 09/10/2010 at 07:17 AM
Considering he's cheated on her multiple times I think he's attracted to alot of women. They are both so insecure at this point that they have publicly discussed their "no touching other people" rule. During her stage show with the spice girls, she was the only band member where no dancer touch her AT ALL during the two hour show.
Their relationship is not one to envy.
Do your research next time!
Posted by: Melben | 09/09/2010 at 11:15 PM