The date went well enough to stay for dessert, although they shared a sundae and then didn’t even finish it, so at least they have pretending to eat in common. But it didn’t go well enough for them to leave together, as the random went out the front door while Jen snuck out the back.

The witness noted every inane detail about the date: Jen played with her hair, Jen put her hair in a bun, Jen touched his arm, Jen cuddled up to him to look at pictures on his iPhone. But this is my personal favourite: “When her mystery date left for the restroom, she took the opportunity to primp by reapplying her lipstick.” Yes, forget everything you THOUGHT you knew about Jennifer Aniston!

All told, they spent two-and-a-half hours together. The guy had Jen laughing throughout the date, and even paid for her at the end, even though she’s rolling in Smart Water money. Sounds promising. Prognosis: HAVE MY BABY NOW!!!