TMZ reported that the New England Patriots quarterback (and husband to supermodel Giselle Bündchen) reportedly got into a car accident in Boston this morning. A passenger in one of the vehicles was rushed to hospital and is currently being treated for “serious injuries.”

Distressing as this news may be, we can all breathe a little tiny sigh of relief. For, while “shaken” by the beep-beep bang-up, Brady himself was unhurt and remains shiny and pretty and eye-catching as a freshly minted copper penny.

Thank you, universe.