Your daily link roundup:
Tom Cruise is going to be everywhere for the next three weeks (Lainey Gossip)
Katy Perry and Russell Brand are not getting divorced (E! Online)
Jessica Simpson is also carrying Beyoncé’s baby (Dlisted)
Selena Gomez is smiling on the inside (Amy Grindhouse)
Nothing’s going on between Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana (Celebuzz)
Apparently, Marie Osmond wants to look like Sofia Vergara. Bad.
This morning, my colleague Courtney Shea sent out a picture of Marie Osmond’s new face and it took a few hours for my retinas to heal and for me to be able to write again. Oh, Marie, what were you thinking?
The Osmonds don’t really make the cut here at Dramarama but plastic surgery disasters do, and this is what a person shouldn’t do. I’m all for anyone, man or woman, wanting to freshen up their look, or get a nip here or tuck there, but people, know when to put the brakes on. To be transformed into a totally different person is over-the-top. Sadly, I wonder if Marie even opted for this much work to be done, or this is just a procedure or four gone wrong.
The singer claims she’s the young Hollywood go-to for addiction, legal advice.
Did you know that Courtney Love is not just a full-time train wreck with a side gig as Twitter’s most inventive linguist? No. That’s crazy talk. Her antics are just a ruse to distract from her real job as the leading sobriety coach for young Hollywood starlets. It’s true! Says Courtney Love.
In the past, Courtney has taken a few breaks from scaring people with eyes during public appearances to tell the press she’s been “helping Lindsay Lohan” work through her addictions. Independent Woman has picked up an interview the blonde rocker did with Details in which she basically declared herself the Florence Nightingale of crackheads.
The singer is due in December, two months earlier than previously believed.
Beyoncé’s womb has triggered more conspiracy theories than JFK’s assassination. Seriously. I’ve never seen so much speculation over a fetus before and that includes Justin Bieber’s entire career. Although, to be fair, Beyoncé has been playing that speculation for all it’s worth. She’s having a five-month-long publicity orgasm over this.
But still. Between pillow fittings, surrogacy claims, mysteriously disappearing bumps and other such gossip fodder, everyone is going to be watching the birth of music’s Anointed One come February. Because that’s when the baby’s due, right? Wrong.
Oh, good. More Kardashians.
Reality television star Kourtney Kardashian has revealed that she and partner Scott Disick are expecting a brand-new little bundle of ad revenue joy. The couple already have a two-year-old son, Mason. Kardashian told Us Weekly that she is nine weeks along and feeling "confident" and excited about her pregnancy, so much so that she decided to forgo waiting the advised 12 weeks before announcing her pregnancy to friends, extended family and, uh, the entertainment media industry.
Kelly Osbourne feeling the wrath of Miley Cyrus’ stoner cake.
It shouldn’t be too disturbing that Miley Cyrus does drugs. She’s 19, she’s a celebrity, so there’s a pretty good chance there will be pot and/or bongs. A Bob Marley cake at Miley’s 19th birthday party was kinda-sorta surprising, but what was I most surprised by? That the b-day girl and Kelly Osbourne are BFFs. They apparently filmed a comedy together last year, but I never thought the friendship stuck. Shame on me for not keeping up with the ties between former Disney and MTV starlets.
And while I was taken aback by Kelly O’s quick defence of her pal’s dessert choices, it shouldn’t be too shocking that it’s now Miley’s turn to put on her suit of armour.
Ali Lohan says she’s “lucky” she had her sister to learn from, and admires “how strong she is.”
The last time Aliana Lohan made news was back in September, when she still went by the name Ali, and was photographed with a brand-new face on her way to the salon with her big sister, Lindsay. Many thought Ali looked the same, and chalked it up to her getting older, while others agreed that her fuller lips, higher cheekbones, thinner nose and deer-in-the-headlights look came from the plastic surgery fairy.
Back then, Lindsay defended her sis, insisting Ali had just lost weight for her new modelling gig, but a small part of Linds must have been happy to have the heat off her, for once. Now, Aliana (she has chosen to ditch her childhood nickname) is on the cover of Page Six Magazine and in it, she talks about her face and how she’s learned from Lindsay, whose strength she admires. Barf.
Daniel Craig calls the Kardashian family “f***ing idiots.”
I don’t know what’s crazier — all the orange in Daniel Craig’s GQ cover (below), or that the 007 portrayer knows what a Kardashian is. Unlike the K klan, who are the poster kids for famewhoring, Daniel follows the ScarJo Privacy Act, so combine that with his general surliness and it’s no wonder he called the Kardashians “f***ing idiots.” So, he’s an international hero on and offscreen.
Wolverine's wife doesn't look like a comic book babe, and he doesn't care.
I love Hugh Jackman a lot. Mostly because the world needs more song-and-dance men, and also because by all accounts he is one of the few truly decent, kind and humble people in Hollywood. Being humble with Hugh Jackman’s abs — that in itself deserves a medal.
Is Jen a diva in disguise? Sure sounds like it.
Usually the Snoot-O-Meter (TM) is reserved strictly for all things Paltrow, but when I saw this story about Jennifer Aniston, I knew it was time to cart the old girl out. Why? Because Aniston snoot is the absolute best given that she spends so much time playing the “she’s just like us” role. At least Gwynnie wears her superiority on her bony shoulder, which you have to sort of admire (the candour, not the shoulder… OK, fine — both).
|
 |
|
October 2011
