Warren L. Waterman   Jan 30, 2012 7 Comments

What was that mysterious fluid running down the singer's legs during her special performance?
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Christina Aguilera was among the performers at Saturday's funeral for R&B legend Etta James, who passed away from leukemia on January 20. Aguilera sang a rendition of James' most famous song, "At Last," on the altar of a Los Angeles church; her performance came off without a hitch, vocally. However, her wardrobe — or rather, her makeup, possibly — appeared to be less cooperative.

The photos and video from the performance show Aguilera on stage, dressed in a tight black skirt and a low-cut blazer, singing her heart out as dark rivulets of mystery liquid run down her legs on a path towards her black patent Louboutin pumps. Awkward, to say the least.

A report in the New York Daily News alleges that self-tanning lotion was to blame for the unsightly mishap, likely applied too close to showtime and therefore unable to dry completely before Xtina started working up a sweat. You can see from the video that the singer is putting her all into the number. I mean, she really sang the  nuance heck out of it — which probably contributed to the mess... a puddle that got much bigger after the fact, once it the Internet picked up on it.

Despite her typically over-the-top read of the song, and whether or not she felt humiliated by those ankle-bound streaks of whatever-it-was, Aguilera appeared professional by barely even flinching throughout the ordeal. It was almost as if she was too focused on her outsized interpretation of James' classic to notice at all, which in turn makes it harder for us to notice her one or two discreet attempts to blend the liquid into her right leg by brushing it against her left.

Perhaps that on-stage wipe out last year at the Grammy Awards strengthened her knack for grace under fire.

 

 

 

 


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7 Comments

annie you are a pig!

If that is self tanner then her hair is not blond. Tanner does not leak like that... it blotches.

I didn't even see anything "leaking" seriously? And I have amazing vision!

She sang a tribute with all her heart & soul! what is wrong with people-that all they can do is say negative things about wardrobe problems.
Etta would be proud!

Thought her rendition was not as good as the one on YouTube where it looked like she sang it at a private gathering, unplanned. However,she has an awesome voice, I am impressed at her range. What bothers me about this whole performance is the fact she is at a funeral/memorial service for Etta James and she lets her "lungs" hang out like that?!!! Not very respectful if you ask me....

I didn't notice the tanning...I noticed her weight gain. But....she looks good. :)

PEEEERRIIIIOOOOOOD!!!!!!

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