Provided, of course, you’re willing to shell out $50,000 for the privilege.
As TMZ reports, P. Diddy has teamed up with Playboy to host a Grammys after party at Hef’s famous mansion, with the presence of as many balls of silicone attached to vacuous blondes as that of a typical weeknight in
Gerard Butler’s bedroom.
The $50K price tag will get you two cabanas, VIP admission for 20 people, the world’s most expensive buffet dinner, open bar, free bottle service, and … I’m just reporting the facts here, folks … 15 “dedicated professional models.” Dedicated, huh? Dedicated to what?
But anyway. In case that price tag is a little steep, the cheapest tickets are selling for $1,500. Plus, you don’t get anything except entry. And balls of silicone attached to vacuous blondes don’t waste their time with cheapskates, you know.
I guess if you’ve got the cash, it’s up to you how you want to spend it. Also, I’m sure no one would turn down the opportunity to party at the Playboy Mansion. And even though I’m making fun, the truth is proceeds for the evening go to charity, so it's all for a good cause. It was just too tempting not to make a big deal out of a party I will never be cool or rich enough to attend.
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i laughed hard at this. very humorous article. well written ahahahahaha!
Posted by: alex | 02/01/2012 at 09:20 AM
Money will never buy him class, he is still a punk, a thug and that is all he will ever be. Money is going to charity? then bypass all the ridiculous trashy expense and donate that money to charity. Scumbag pig.
Posted by: Spyke | 01/30/2012 at 03:09 PM
party with Diddy? , sooner wipe my ass with the $50K that have in bank savings'.
Posted by: Clayton | 01/30/2012 at 02:04 AM
I wouldn't spend $50 to party with this dickweed. The guy is a lying stealing no talent loser. Go F##k yourself diddy
Posted by: jj | 01/29/2012 at 10:19 PM
Poor guy is doing all he can to make a buck.
SHEESH...even the pimp my ride show on t.v. went down the crapper.
Maybe he should turn to singing in casinos.
Posted by: fun2work4 | 01/28/2012 at 09:56 PM
I wouldn't pay a dime to party with you. Try writing and performing real music, not that rap crap and maybe I'll give you the time of the day. You should be ashamed of yourself, that money could help alot of needy people. I hope your mom is proud. I hope your fans are proud of you. LOSER.
Posted by: The truth | 01/28/2012 at 02:35 PM
Why would anyone pay 50,000$ to party with Diddy Poo? Do we not remember that the only reason he is anything today is because of BIGGIE? I would rather spend 50,000 and drink above Biggies grave, or give the money to Faith Evans than give more money to Diddy. Go make some clothes and steal more lyrics and songs from other dead rappers
Posted by: BIGGIE IS THE BEST | 01/27/2012 at 07:29 PM