We already know Kelsey Grammer won’t say his ex-wife Camille’s name. He doesn’t explain why, just that he refuses to say it. Weirdo. But you know who else can’t utter “Camille”? Their kids.

Anderson Cooper interviewed Camille on his daytime show, and Kelsey’s real-life Lilith talks about how hard it is sharing custody with Frasier Crane himself.

“It very difficult to co-parent with someone who won’t speak to you, text you or email you,” Camille told Anderson on today’s show (via E! Online). “He doesn’t speak to me at all. So it’s very, very difficult because I’ve reached out to him. I think it’s very important to be amicable to raise children and he refuses to. There’s just so much I can do at this point.”

Camille added: “I mean, we were best friends and I miss my best friend. So, it would be nice. I know it’s never going to be that relationship or that friendship for whatever reason, but just for us to get along, for the sake of our children.”

Instead, they communicate through their lawyers, “so we are spending a fortune just to try to co-parent, which is ridiculous.” What’s even more ridiculous is that their kids can’t even say their mom’s name when he’s around.

“[It’s] kind of sad I found this out, that they are not allowed to same my name in the house,” Camille told Anderson. “So these poor kids, my daughter and my son, can’t say my name in their father’s house.” (I’m presuming their kids don’t go around saying “Camille,” but rather the use of the word “Mom” isn’t permitted in Casa de Douchebag.)

Camille also claimed that even though Kelsey is remarried with a five-month-old daughter, their divorce is still not finalized. Um…

“For the most part, I thought they were done because we came to agreement basically on everything and then I kept getting emails every other week from his lawyers that he wanted to keep changing things,” recalled Camille, adding that they were supposed to sign the papers a year ago but Kelsey “bailed” before they could go through with it. “So on my end, I said, ‘OK, I agree to all of this,’ but he keeps making changes. So I feel that, at this point, he is prolonging the process.”

Um, yeah. Because he’s obsessed! Kelsey continues to slam Camille any chance he gets, but doesn’t seem to want to let her go. It’s quite creepy, actually. Kelsey makes the whole Halle/Gabe situation seem like puppies and rainbows. Can he get over himself already?