Found 46 posts tagged as "Fakes"
Courtney Shea   Dec 2, 2011 3 Comments

Kim says her husband hid his true identity before the wedding.

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With all the back and forth mudslinging, it can be hard to keep track of exactly what’s going on in the Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian divorce extravaganza. Or is it an annulment extravaganza? See what I mean — hard to keep track, and hard to still care, which means the gossip rags have to dish some serious dirt to keep our attention.

Thankfully, the latest issue of Star magazine has done just that with this week’s headline: "Kris is Gay," which is apparently the latest story that Kim is spewing in an attempt to win public sympathy.

Chiara O. Scuri   Nov 24, 2011 4 Comments

The actress gets slammed for using a body double to film her Fiat commercial. Plus, her new boytoy has 99 problems and a car is most of them. 

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Jennifer Lopez is enjoying a major career comeback these days, with a hit stint on American Idol, a new album, and a very high media profile thanks to her divorce from that wan, sickly skeleton person she was married to for a while.

One of her new gigs involves shilling for car company, Fiat. Jennifer is reportedly getting a cool million to film commercials for the brand and the latest one shows her driving through her old Bronx neighbourhood talking about how much the place “inspires” her and how it’s “home.”

Problem is, she didn’t even show up at "home" for the shoot – she had a body double fill in for her. And people are not impressed.

Chiara O. Scuri   Nov 7, 2011 1 Comments

Even Khloe admitted she “could not stop laughing.”

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Saturday Night Live has had a spotty history when it comes to being funny, but they occasionally hit one out of the park, like they did over the weekend with this spoof on Kim Kardashian's divorce.

Mimicking the two-hour E! Kardashian wedding special, SNL made a video short on the inevitable Kardashian fairy tale divorce. It’s like the writers scoured every bit of choice Internet commenter gold and spun it into a spot-on three-minute comedy feast. Video inside.

Denette Wilford   Nov 2, 2011 15 Comments

Kim Kardashian insists she’s not the money- and fame-hungry diva the awful media is making her out to be.

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Kim Kardashian insists she married for love, not money. And if you believe that, she has some perfume, jewelry, self-tanner and makeup (all from assorted Kardashian Kollections) she’d like to sell you.

No matter how sick you are of the Kardashian overkill, it’s not going to make them go away (though I completely understand if you click to the next story). The reality star and soon-to-be divorcée of poor, lurchy Kris Humphries has written a letter on blog, telling fans what really happened with her bullcrap marriage and if you want to check it out, feel free if the curiosity is killing you; but make sure you come back here.

Warren L. Waterman   Sep 27, 2011 2 Comments

Ms. Spears angered North Londoners by brandishing a (fake) weapon on their (newly) peaceful streets.

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Don't tell Britney Spears, but she's a little late to the party. The singer was spotted gun-in-hand with a masked accomplice by her side in the North London neighbourhood of Hackney for a recent video shoot. Well, duh, Britney — the riots were, like, a month ago. Balaclavas are sooooo August 2011. Then again, Brit-brit hasn't really been on-trend since about 2001 when Pharrell was writing her songs.

Chiara O. Scuri   Sep 20, 2011 4 Comments

For a large, undisclosed sum of money.  

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I wish we had commercials like this in North America. Europeans just do advertising better. They really know how to sell a product without you even realizing they’re selling it to you and that’s kind of the point of advertising, right? No? Eh, what do I know? I fall for this crap all the time.

Anyway, that’s why you see a bunch of A-list movie stars lining up to shill Japanese beer and Scandinavian bank accounts, like this hilarious commercial from Norway, wherein George Clooney pokes fun at his anti-marriage stance. I think it’s his best performance to date.

Courtney Shea   Sep 15, 2011 12 Comments

La Lohan vs. La Montag — who looks more plastic?

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Lindsay Lohan has been making a public spectacle of herself at New York Fashion Week, but even more interesting than her scrap with a photog or her verbal altercation with a reporter is just how horrible she looks.

Courtney Shea   Sep 6, 2011 4 Comments

A new report claims someone's belly was a drama-enhancing prop.

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OMG, if this bit of gossip is true, it is E-P-I-C. According to news website MediaTakeOut, a certain mom-to-be opted for a little mid-section enhancement at the recent VMAs where she announced the blessed bun in her oven.

Courtney Shea   Sep 1, 2011 10 Comments

Kate Winslet debuts what appears to be her new face at the Venice Film Festival.

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Let me first say that writing this post brings me absolutely zero joy. I love Kate Winslet. I still love Kate Winslet. Wow, this is harder than I thought... I should also say that I can’t take credit for the bust myself — that honour belongs to the gossip slingers at Celebitchy — but that doesn’t mean I can’t be incensed, confused and totally let down by the situation.

Let me bring you up to speed: Above is a picture of Kate Winslet earlier today promoting her new movie Carnage at the Venice Film Festival, and I don’t think there is any denying the fact that that face that has been messed with: the lack of lines, the overall tightness and… sigh… is that the faintest trace of a trout pout?

Courtney Shea   Aug 15, 2011 14 Comments

Kate Winslet and fellow British actresses unite against Hollywood's obsession with youth.

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There is something about British actresses that makes them somehow more credible than their American counterparts. Maybe it’s the classical training, growing up in the land of Shakespeare and, oh, right, the fact that their faces are actually capable of making expressions.

Sure, I’m exaggerating and, of course, there are many Hollywood actresses who aren’t chugging from the fountain of youth via Botox injections and various other elective implants, but for every Jodie Foster, there seem to be 10 Nicole Kidmans, and if you don’t think that woman has had too much work done, I invite you to look at these recent photos. Yikes! (Yeah, yeah, Nicole is from Australia, but she is pure Hollywood).