Found 40 posts tagged as "Kris Humphries"
Humphries doesn’t want any money from Kim Kardashian in divorce settlement. But he is after one thing...
Two seemingly unprecedented moves in celebrity divorce history, all in one week? Be still my barely beating lump of coal. First, Russell Brand refused to dig into all of Katy Perry’s heart-shaped wallets and take half her money. Now comes news that Kris Humphries is refusing to put on some heavy-duty gloves, pick up a shovel and sift through piles of Kim Kardashian’s dirty unsexy money for his share.
According to Radar Online, Humphries has made it clear to Kim that he doesn’t want any of her money — but he does want the divorce on his terms. Got get ‘em, Lurch!
Kim Kardashian wants private divorce mediation — no cameras allowed.
Kim Kardashian’s life is constantly caught on tape, whether it’s by an E! camera for one of the TV shows she is on, or a TMZ guy, looking for a delectable sound bite. Since Kim is the quintessential famewhore, being in front of a camera 24/7 is just another way to sell herself and make as many Benjamins as possible, even if it’s as simple as having lunch with pals, or as crazy as going to church with her mom. That’s right — nothing is sacred, as far as the Kardashian cameras are concerned.
Well, except the divorce proceedings of a 72-marriage that Kim claims wasn’t a farce.
Your daily link roundup:
Gerard Butler has no idea who Brandi Glanville is (I Need My Fix)
Snoop Dogg has some advice for Kris Humphries (Dlisted)
Bradley Cooper continues to lose gossip cred (Lainey Gossip)
Gaga’s boyfriend just wants her to be normal (I’m Not Obsessed)
Ryan Gosling heats up Thailand (Celebuzz)
Tim Tebow says hell "heck, no" to a date with a Kardashian.
Let's call this one The Tale of the Virgin and the Famewhore. The famewhore you all know: she's Kim Kardashian, cat-faced reality-TV mogul and soon-to-be-twice-divorced star of her own sex tape. He — the virgin — is Tim Tebow. Tebow is the home-schooled son of two missionaries, an outspoken and devout Chrisitian, and the starting quarterback for the Denver Broncos. He is also reported to be the latest mark love interest of Ms. Kardashian.
Alas, Kim's rising affections don't seem to be reciprocated by Tim. Doesn't Tebow realize how marketable cute their names sound together?
Kim’s heart-to-heart divorce chat with mom staged. Oh, and so was her proposal from Kris Humphries.
Two Kardashian stories popped out at me today and confirmed what we all already know. The first was that an emotional heart-to-heart talk between Kim and Kris Jenner was all staged — all for an episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York. The second was that Kris Humphries told his family and friends and family that Kim planned his wedding proposal to her — which was filmed for Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
In related news, the sky is blue, and puppies and kittens are cute.
VOTE for the couple that made your jaw drop after they announced their divorce.
2011 is almost over, which means it’s time to cast our eyes to Tinseltown and take stock of a year in celebrity gossip: the good, the bad and the Lohan. On that note, we proudly present the first annual DRAMARAMMIES, which is sort like the Academy Awards — if Oscar had categories for Biggest Mega-Sleaze, Hottest Couple and Favourite Jolie-Pitt.
Over the next few days we will present the various categories and ask you, our loyal gossip lovers to cast your votes. Then look out for the full list of 2011 DRAMARAMMY winners before the year is through.
Category #4: Biggest Split
Kim Kardashian named “Most Ill-Mannered Person of 2011.”
Kim Kardashian was crowned the “Most Ill-Mannered Person of 2011.”
Other titles she was in contention for:
• “Most Repulsive Human Being of 2011” (lost to Dina Lohan)
• “Biggest Famewhore of 2011” (lost to Courtney Stodden)
• “Best Attempt at Drumming Up Sympathy for 72-Day Marriage” (lost to Kris Humphries)
Kim's ex states the ultra-obvious.
Kris Humphries has been throwing a Suri-sized tantrum this week for any media outlet interested. Upset by how he's been portrayed in his brief guest-starring role on Kim and Kourtney Take New York, Humphries has asked that his salary be doubled and is now making claims that the Kardashian reality franchise is just one big series of setups.
Kris Humphries felt “ambushed,” is “livid” by GMA’s questioning.
Kris Humphries has been hiding out in his man cave, avoiding the press since his split from Kim Kardashian because now that he’s no longer part of the famewhoring family, he doesn’t feel the need to reveal everything going on in his life.
But this morning, Humphries appeared on Good Morning America, the morning show where the reporters ask the hard questions, and apparently try to infuriate their guests to create follow-up gossip stories.
GMA’s Josh Elliott asked him point blank if he still loved Kim, but Kris has been trained well and dodged the question as stealthily as Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy avoid the paparazzi.
The world’s most famous ex soothes his heartache by pimping out his “man cave.”
It’s been 39 days since Kim kicked Lurch out of the Kardashian kommune. That’s more than half as long as their 72-day marriage, but who’s counting? Well, besides me.
Anyway, in the interim, poor Kris Humphries has had to pack up his belongings and drag it back to his Minnesota lair. But now that he’s been able to cash in on his notoriety-by-proxy, the 26-year-old NBA-er has decided his old digs no longer suit his fancy. Oh no.
You see, those who have been exposed to Kardashianitis (an insidious disease that causes you to spend millions of dollars for the sole purpose of destroying anything of inherent value or elegance), there is no recourse but to become a massive public consumer.
In other words, Kris decided to pimp out his “man cave” in front of the cameras.
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